Winky D New CD

Ninja President Winky D is slowly cementing his position as a ghetto ‘love doctor’. This follows his latest song Type Yezvimoko taken off his latest offering PaKitchen where he prescribes the type of women befitting his fellow musicians. He blatantly declares that Maskiri has a soft spot for cougars and he chanted: “Masugar mummy ndeaMaskiri.”

He then goes on to rhetorically ask fellow musicians what type of women they fall for. He says Alick Macheso goes for ‘cry babies’ because he knows how to make them stop crying and get them in the comfort zone. He gives respect to Macheso for being a ‘lover boy’, in obvious reference to his hit song Tafadzwa Nyarara.

However, in this case, art seemed to have missed reality because NONE of Macheso’s TWO wives look the ‘cry baby’ or spoiled type. The Ninja President went on to say Nox Guni is for the rich chicks in reference to a story where Nox grabbed headlines for allegedly milking a certain South Africa based lady. “Une chimoko chakawandirwa nemari bata Nox munowirirana,” chants Winky D.

Winky D also confessed that after he was circumcised he has changed his taste in women. He insinuated that he used to fall for women who like material things and fast foods but he has since dumped that type and now falls for those who like his favourite “bhachi ne jean”. The song shows Winky D’s creativity and some of the artistes mentioned in the song had no qualms on the lyrical content.

Stunner in fact gave thumps up to Winky D for reaching the zenith levels of creativity. “In fact I don’t find the song in bad taste, I think Winky showed that he is very creative. “That was very artistic and I hope local artistes continue exploring new avenues in song writing,” said Stunner. In essence, Winky D was just exhorting men to respect each other’s tastes in women.

One man’s meat is another man’s poison, he suggested- but he urged men to respect their brethren’s empress. He sums it up by saying. Good yako haisi good yangu, good yangu haisi good yako saka ndokusiya nechimoko chako. The song is currently making waves on national airwaves where it has topped the Power FM charts. HMetro